Microwave etiquette

Okay so no one actually enjoys having to share a microwave, but there are certain situations in life where we have to live with the idea of communal microwaves. High school is a place where sharing a microwave is unavoidable, unless you're into having a cold lunch like some sort of peasant... Anyway, I can get past having to cram my little cardboard frozen lunch in that tiny microwave with 3 people pilling their crap on mine which takes 20 minutes to warm up a freaking Michelina's. Even the idea of pulling out my lunch and wondering what it smells like after sharing that tiny space with the weird crap some people eat, but i can deal with that. But there are 2 things I can't forgive, do you really need to open the door every 10 seconds to poke at your freaking ramen noodles?!?! Dumbass... But last and worst thing ever: when you take your fucking food out of that goddamn microwave press the fucking start button!! I mean I think you can afford to burn the 3 calories and 5 miliseconds it takes to press START!! Were you raised in a fucking zoo? Actually that's not fair to the animals... I'm sure in some countries they would cut off your finger for this kind of shit, maybe that's what's wrong with Canada. But the point is, next time you are in the situation of sharing a microwave PRESS START!!


How creepy is this picture??